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Friday, January 29, 2010

Doppelganger/Celebrity Twins For The Show

We all look like some celebrity, right? No. Some do and some don't.

facebook had "doppelganger week" so you post your celebrity double as your profile photo.

We worked in Andrew Dice Clay here somehow.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Things Ladies Find Unsexy About Us

the dip

naked with only socks on

back hair

married

insecure

Things ladies find unsexy about guys.



Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Voyeur Wants To 'Fess Up To The Wife

What a jackass. He writes a letter to an internet column writer who's a woman and he wants to know if he should tell his wife, he wants to know if he is committing adultery.

DOUCHE!

Monday, January 25, 2010

The Poor Girl Can't Even Bring A Date Around Us

We've said before that there will be questions asked if the traffic girl brings a boy around.

Mzz Foxx declined the option of bringing a dude to 96rock night at the Hurricanes Sunday night because of that fact.

The dialogue that ensued Monday afternoon...

Friday, January 22, 2010

Ladies! You Gotta Shave That!

Chime In Day: Things That Are Unsexy About Women

sideburns
cankles
women driving
bitchy attitude
lesbian
women walking their kids

Chiming In from twitter, facebook, myspace, and even a phone call or two.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Good Ol' Taco Bell

The Fourth Meal.


Ol' Glen Bell passed away Tuesday night. Blade recalls his days working at Taco Bell...


Monday, January 18, 2010

High Speed Pursuit!

A fabulous update from a listener on his cell on I-440 as he witnessed the high speed pursuit in Raleigh on Friday afternoon.







Friday, January 15, 2010

The Smithereens Live!

The Smithereens performing Thursday afternoon

"Only A Memory" InStudio


We welcome:

Pat Dinizio
Denny Diken


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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Dweezil Zappa on The Show

Frank Zappa's son Dweezil dropped in today for a chat.

His real name is Dweezil. The hospital wouldn't let him register that name so Frank had to change it to Ian Calvin Davis Euclid, after some random musician friends of his. They changed it back officially when Dweezil was 5.


Dweezil tells a story about his father Frank Zappa going out to eat at a high-ender with the one and only Keith Moon. And we DO mean the one and only.








Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Who Is A Clown?

Everyone knows a clown when the see one.

A clown is a clown is a clown.

Everyone knows who a clown is without defining that.

Clowns:
Richard Heene-Balloon Boy
Gene Simmons
Richard Simmons-Looks like one. Is one.
Dubya-Love him but he is a clown.

Some others discussed on the show ensue...


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Monday, January 11, 2010

Toilet Seat Up. Door open.

"Sorry I left the door open. Sorry I left the toilet seat up too."

Yeah that IS sorry.


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Friday, January 8, 2010

It Has To Be Asked: Is Tiger Woods Gay?

Now the adult film stars are talking and admitting stuff.

Hole #8
Mattress Actress
Loredana Jolie


"Tiger was with dudes."


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Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Vag-Belly Button Dialogue


Breaking News:

The shocking number one response using autocomplete in google search if you type in

"Why does my..."


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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

John Edwards Awful Announcement

The poor guy-when it rains it pours. Now Elizabeth is making him pay $18,000 a month for the lovechild.

John Edwards was trying to do the right thing when he made his announcement, but...


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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Wetting in Jumpoff's Bed/The Jumpoff Rules


Some pointers submitted to The Show by former jumpoff "Amy"

  • Don't give them your real name
  • Don't tell them where you work, live, or give them any names and info on your friends. Keep convo beige.. "Oh I have a friend that's been there".. that sort of thing.
  • No landline numbers… that reverse look up is a biatch!!!
  • Don't get whipped/sprung/turned out…Don't bring out the props, don't let them try the newest techniques,/positions on ya… and definitely no love making.. kissing in the mouth, looking deep into the eyes, full body massages and tongue exploration etc….
Show Video Episode #15 "Wetting The Bed/Very Important Jumpoff Rule"


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Monday, January 4, 2010

That Preparation H Stuff Is The Bomb

At least one of us is honest.



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