The Turkeys Of The Year

The Sports Turkey Of The Year

"I swear to god I'm bleeping going to take this bleeping ball and shove it down your bleeping throat."

The Overall Turkey Of The Year

This is one unbelievable douchebag.

He abducts an 11 year old from her parents and keeps her hostage for 18 years etc etc.

"I know what I did in the beginning was bad, but it turned out to be a heartwarming story."

-Phil Garrido

wow.

"Friended" by the wife's gay ex-boyfriend

Soooo....the wife's ex-boyfriend is now gay and he has "friended" hub on Facebook. And wife has agreed to meet up and have dinner with him. That's one thing,

but does hub accept him as a "friend"?

Kissing Cousins

Kissing Cousins. We got on this because we heard Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone say how he hadn't seen the Carrie Prejean "sex tapes"...but if they were presented in front of him..."sure he'd take a look."

His own sister ladies & gentlemen.

What???

The List: Famous Kissing Cousins

(they married their own cousins)

Queen Victoria
Charles Darwin
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Rudy Giuliani
Edgar Allen Poe
Mary and Joseph
Prophet Muhammad